Short Funny One Liner Jokes 1

Posted on May 20, 2007 - Filed Under Short Funny Jokes |

A brain went into a pub and said, “Can I have a pint of lager please?” “No way” says the barman “you are already out of your head”.

What’s the difference between a man and a dog?
A man wears a suit, a dog just pants.

Did you hear about the prawn that went to a nightclub - he pulled a mussel.

A man walks into a surgery “doctor” he cries “I think I’m shrinking” “I’m sorry, sir there are no appointments at the moment” says the physician “you will just have to be a little patient”


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