Short Funny One Liner Jokes 2

Posted on May 20, 2007 - Filed Under Short Funny Jokes |

I used to work with a bald headed geezer who had tattoos of Rabbits all over his head. From a distance they look like hares.

My mate has just opened a delicatessen in Jerusalem. He’s called it Cheeses of Nazareth.

My husband joined the local mechanics course. They sent him home because he wasn’t in the right gear.

What’s ET short for?
Coz he’s only got little legs….boom boom


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