Short Funny One Liner Jokes 4

Posted on May 20, 2007 - Filed Under Short Funny Jokes |

What kind of key do you need to get into the jungle?
A monKEY.

What is a vampire’s favourite fruit?
Neck-tarines.

Why couldn’t Dracula’s wife get to sleep?
Because of his coffin.

I spilt spot remover on my dog… now he’s gone.

Why do elephants have four feet?
They would look daft with just 6 inches.


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