Short Funny One Liner Jokes 5
Posted on May 20, 2007 - Filed Under Short Funny Jokes |
A bloke goes home to his wife and says, ‘I’ve won the lottery, pack your bags.’ She replies, ‘What for, winter or summer?’ ‘Anything you like,’ he says, ‘now sod off.’
My last holiday was terrible, I flew with BA.
He just kept shouting “You crazy Fool, I aint getting on no plane!”
My friend swallowed an extractor fan, he’s OK now but it took it out of him.
I broke my neck once, but to be fair I haven’t looked back since
What’s green and smells like yellow paint?
Green Paint!
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