Short Funny One Liner Jokes 6
Posted on May 20, 2007 - Filed Under Short Funny Jokes |
What green and runs around your garden?
A hedge
Two overweight regulars are sitting in the pub.
‘Your round’ said one, to which the other replied,
‘You can talk you fat cu*t!’
Stevie Wonder was having an interview and the interviewer asked about what it was like to be blind. He answered:
“it’s not that bad, I mean, it could be worse, I could be black!”
Why have you called your pet newt tiny?
Because he’s my newt.
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