Rude Jokes 2
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What do Tony Blair and Peter Stringfellow have in common?
They both love bush.
What do you call a man with no arms or legs, playing the piano?
Clever Dick.
What’s pink and hard first thing in the morning?
The Financial Times Crossword.
A woman went in to a chemist and asked if they sold extra large condoms. “Yes we do. Would you like to buy some?” replied the shop assistant. “No, but do you mind if I wait till somebody does?”
News flash just in… A man flashed at three old ladies sitting on a bench on Clapham common… two had a stroke but the other couldn’t reach.
What is the difference between burnt toast and a pregnant woman?
Nothing. In both cases it was taken out too late.
What’s the difference between a terrorist and a woman with PMT?
You can negotiate with a terrorist.
What’s pink and hard?
A pig with a flick knife.
When is a pixie not pixie?
When she has her head down an elf?s pants……then she’s a goblin
What’s black and sits at the top of the stairs smoking?
Stephen Hawking in a house fire.
What’s George Michael got in common with a pair of wellies?
Both get sucked off in bogs.
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luv ya jokes dere da best keep goin on with wat u do n oh yer if ny1 says differently ill kik em in da head jokes but ay i gotta say sumfin hehehehehe bye c ya lataz
Lame jokes with no flow.
keep trying just don’t become a comedian because your friends say your funny, they are lying