Rude Jokes #3
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Elton John goes into a chemist.
“Can I have some Vaseline please?” he says to the woman behind the counter.
“Awww, sore lips?” says the woman.
“No dear, it’s for chaps”
What do you call a Serbian prostitute?
Slobadan Micokyabic.
Doctor, I’ve got a strawberry stuck up my arse!
I’ll have to give you some cream for that.
What’s the difference between a woman and a fridge?
A fridge doesn’t fart when you take the meat out.
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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing. You’ve already told her twice.
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