Funny Short Story - Butlers Nite Off

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Funny Short Story - Butlers Nite Off

A wealthy couple had planned to go out for the evening. The woman of the house decided to give their butler, Jerves, the rest of the night off. She said they would be home very late, and that he should just enjoy his evening.

As it turned out, however, the wife wasn’t having a good time at the party, so she came home early, alone. Her husband had to stay there, as several of his important clients were there.

As the woman walked into her house, she saw Jerves sitting by himself in the dining room. She called for him to follow her, and led him into the master bedroom. She then closed and locked the door.
She looked at him and smiled. “Jerves,” she said.”Take off my dress.” He did this carefully.”Jerves,” she continued.” Take off my stockings and garter.” He silently obeyed her. “Jerves,” she then said. “Remove my bra and panties.” As he did this, the tension continued to mount.

She looked at him and then said, “Jerves, if I ever catch you wearing my clothes again, you’re fired!”


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    3 Responses to “Funny Short Story - Butlers Nite Off”

    1. Jasmine on December 9th, 2007 11:52 pm

      now this is funny

    2. steven on December 10th, 2008 10:09 pm

      haha that was messd up

    3. InsaneePrincess 02864 on March 25th, 2009 5:06 am

      really wasnt expecting that
      that jerves guy is freaking homo! :)

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