Jesus Saves

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Jesus and Satan have a discussion as to who is the better programmer. This goes on for a few hours until they come to an agreement to hold a contest, with God as the judge.

They sit themselves at their computers and begin. They type furiously, lines of code streaming up the screen, for several hours straight. Seconds before the end of the competition, a bolt of lightning strikes, taking out the electricity. Moments later, the power is restored, and God announces that the contest is over.

He asks Satan to show what he has come up with. Satan is visibly upset, and cries, “I have nothing. I lost it all when the power went out.”

“Very well, then,” says God, “let us see if Jesus fared any better.”

Jesus enters a command, and the screen comes to life in vivid display, the voices of an angelic choir pour forth from the speakers. Satan is astonished.

He stutters, “B-b-but how? I lost everything, yet Jesus’ program is intact. How did he do it?”

God smiled all-knowingly, “Jesus saves.”


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    16 Responses to “Jesus Saves”

    1. Leon Adams on November 13th, 2008 8:12 am

      I love this story. Thank You

    2. morgan on April 30th, 2009 4:53 am

      that is ssososososososososososososo funny!

    3. tar on July 22nd, 2009 3:23 am

      I actually laughed out loud. thank you

    4. Amee on July 29th, 2009 7:33 pm

      It s not so funny

    5. Bobi on December 16th, 2009 4:16 am

      Awesome. ” )

    6. Abi on January 6th, 2010 4:06 pm

      VERY TRUE.

    7. melissa claire i barrera on January 11th, 2010 4:14 pm

      i really love the story! sooooo true!

    8. helenmaria on January 21st, 2010 7:07 am

      God always saves us ^_^

    9. Nicole on March 18th, 2010 3:55 am

      Love it! :D

    10. mandy on May 20th, 2010 5:04 pm

      i really loved it, wasn\\\’t expecting it… i feel so refreshed after reading it

    11. Namrata on June 24th, 2010 3:03 pm

      Lovely!!! I loved everybit of it.. I need more such stories..

    12. amalraj on July 6th, 2010 5:23 pm

      IT IS REALLY GOOD TO READ. HATS OFF TO THE CREATOR.

    13. oddy on July 18th, 2010 7:02 pm

      I really like this story, it’s make me smile today.

    14. rohit on September 21st, 2010 1:11 pm

      i like this story. GOD always saves everyone.

    15. deepak on February 10th, 2011 10:07 pm

      really…its awesome..

    16. Sam on March 20th, 2011 7:44 pm

      This is hilarious…. Jesus saves for sure.

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