Labor Pain

Posted on January 28, 2008 - Filed Under Short Funny Stories |

A married couple went to he hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother’s labor pain to the father.

He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favour of it. The doctor set the pain transfer dial to 10% for starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before.

But as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and bump it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine.

The doctor checked the husband’s blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this point they decided to try for 50%.

The husband continued to feel quite well. Since it was obviously helping out his wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him.

The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain.

She and her husband were ecstatic.

When they got home, the mailman was lying dead on their porch.


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    One Response to “Labor Pain”

    1. jessica on March 28th, 2008 12:48 am

      lol hoew funny iv never heard of such a thing

      by the way you wouldent be expecting this but my real name is

      shit:(

      i havent got a name

      you also would not be expecting this it is totally random

      how amusing i could go on for hours typing this up i sohuld get a webcam for msn

      so my freinds know how fast i type

      add me on msn if you ever scome round to replieing to this vidio

      god im so boredf everythings so boring on the internet i might make a onother msn or summet

      paint….

      HAHAHA YESTER DAY I WENT TO TOWN AND MY FREIND ALEX HAD A WEE IN FRENCHGATE CAFE

      EHEM…

      IT WADSWNT THAT FUNNYN THEN BUT EVERYDAY ITALK TO ALEX ON MSN BUT MY BEST FREIND IS ELISHA

      thanyou have a nice day

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