The Giant Cigarette Lighter

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A guy walks into a bar, sits down next to another guy and immediately notices the guy has a very large Bic cigarette lighter.

The first guy says “Wow, that’s a huge lighter…where did you get it?”
The guy replies “A genie from this bottle granted me one wish.”

“Great, can I try it?”
“Sure.”

The first guy rubs the bottle and the genie appears. “You are granted one wish” says the genie.

The guy says, “I want a million bucks!”
“Done” says the genie and disappears.

A few minutes go by and suddenly the bar door swings open and pouring in come ducks. Thousands and thousands of ducks falling all over each other through the bar door.

“I can’t believe this,” says the guy who had just placed his wish, “I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks!”

The second guy then says, “Do you really think I wished for a 12 inch Bic?”


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    Comments

    9 Responses to “The Giant Cigarette Lighter”

    1. Kemisha on October 31st, 2008 10:20 am

      lol that’s something…

    2. richard on December 6th, 2008 5:23 pm

      Haha. This is great!

    3. hugh on December 9th, 2008 11:18 pm

      thats pretty good

    4. dalton on January 27th, 2009 6:04 pm

      lol……very funnny!!! O_o ^^….
      but can i ask 1 thing…..? whats a “Bic”???

    5. dalton on January 27th, 2009 6:05 pm

      is it “Bic” or “Bike”?????

    6. nici on March 24th, 2009 8:04 am

      a bic is a brand for a lighter

    7. nica on April 17th, 2009 6:46 pm

      haha!!
      what’s “Bic”??

    8. roman on October 29th, 2009 12:50 pm

      lmao! this is hilarious

    9. thuan on January 5th, 2010 2:25 pm

      I think “Bic” is another call of lighter

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