Bedroom Football

Posted on May 28, 2007 - Filed Under Short Rude Jokes |

An old man and his wife have gone to bed. After laying in bed for a few minutes the old man cut a fart and says “seven points.”

His wife rolls over and asks, “What in the world was that?”

The old man says, “Touchdown, I’m ahead 7 to nothing.”

A few minutes later the wife lets one go and says, “Touchdown, tie, score.”

After about ten minutes later he old man farts again and says, Touchdown I’m ahead 14 to 7.

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    2 Responses to “Bedroom Football”

    1. adam on April 24th, 2008 10:46 pm

      that not even how it gose. your spost to say the old man tryes to fart and shits all over the bed and says hafe time switch sides. lol the way you said it dosen’t even make sence.

    2. johanna on July 26th, 2008 3:19 am

      haha lool adams one is better than yours

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