Limmericks

Posted on May 28, 2007 - Filed Under Short Rude Jokes |

On May Day, the girls of Penzance,
Being bored with the lack of romance,
Joined the Workers’ ParadeWith their banner displayed –
“What the Pants of Penzance need is Ants!”

A lissom psychotic named Jane
Once kissed every man on a train;
Said she: “Please don’t panic!
I’m just nymphomanic.
It wouldn’t be fun were I sane.”

There was a young lady called Harris,
That nothing could ever embarrass;
Till the bath-salts one day
In the tub where she lay
Turned out to be plaster of Paris.

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