The Perfect Man
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A woman posts an ad in the news paper that looks like this… ‘Looking for man with these qualifications; won’t beat me up; or run away from me and is great in bed.’
She got lots of phone calls replying to her ad but met someone perfect at her door one day.
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you got it all wrong this is how it’s supposed to go
” A woman put an ad in the paper one day saying “i am looking for a man the wont beat me up, won’t run away and is great in bed!” she got lots of replies to her ad, then one day she heard the door bell… she went to the and found a man with no arms and no legs, she looked at him and said “can i help you” then he said “yes… i am you perfect man for you” then she said “what makes you think that” an the man began “well i have no arms so i can’t beat you up and i have no legs so i can’t run away” then the woman replyed “what makes you think your so good in bed” the man replyed “well, i rang the door bell didnt I?”