The Rude Salesman

Posted on July 14, 2007 - Filed Under Short Rude Jokes |

The middle-aged wife had just returned to the house on Saturday afternoon after a shopping trip. She was quite agitated, and proceeded to tell her husband about a certain shoe salesman who had been rude.

It seems she was sitting down while he helped her try on various shoes, and happened to glance up and notice that she was not wearing any knickers. Without even thinking, he just blurted out, “If that thing was full of ice cream, I’d eat every bite.”

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    2 Responses to “The Rude Salesman”

    1. fartknoker101 on April 13th, 2008 12:49 pm

      that stuff is sooo nasty but really funnyLOL

    2. ANGEL on June 17th, 2008 5:12 pm

      this is the best joke that i have ever read and i just love it i will use it some day but i better hole it off on my family and teachers and if you want to meet me call me k i am sure your just a teen and i will love to meet you k hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!i would never let you call me your probaly ugly biotch byebye

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